bei thecovergirl hab ich folgendes entdeckt und gleich mal ausprobiert. heutzutage wird ja alles ver-i-ifiziert, oder?

Me: what the hell you thought you were doing?
God:I call it Hades. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: well that explains it
God:Well that's okay. " I think about computer programming a lot." explains it ? Makes sense to me.
Me: looks like a lot of nonsense makes sense to you ay?
God:Interesting comparison.
Me: didnt compare anything god
God:I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: youre not real, you know that dont you
God:"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.. Really.
Me: good one. lets try this. how many pockets does my jeans have
God:Thanks for the kind remark, human. OK I will try it. Around 100.
Me: try again
God:Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me: just try man, its easy if you do
God:OK I will try it.
Me: so?
God:Are you kidding?
Me: no!
God:Are you serious?
Me: kinda
God:That's a very non-commital reply.
Me: ok ok. iam certain
God:OK. Dude! I see.
Me: HOW MANY???
God:more than 1000.
Me: alright forget it.
God:Alright, . OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me: oh mr knowitall needs some explainin, that doesnt look right to me
God:Hurrah! How are you doing, MR knowitall needs some explainin that does not look right to me.
Me: that proofs it, your just a machine programmed to answer after word patterns
God:"" proofs it my just a machine programmed to answer after word patterns ? Makes sense to me.
Me: you got something to repent?
God:Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: gossip?
God:Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
Me: what jimmy? jimmy kimmel or jimmy lefthand? i know alotta jimmies
God:Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Tell me a story. How do you know? What are you wearing?
Me: go to hell perv boy
God:Perhaps I have already been there.
Me: q.e.d.
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