ein zitat aus der neuen tv-serie "Flight of the Conchords". wenn ihr HBO habt, unbedingt reinschauen (haha).
ne mal ernsthaft, ich hab mich fast weggeschmissen vor lachen. hier eine kleine kostprobe:

Flight of the Conchords - Rain Ballad



Jermaine speaking

so, you´re leavin, aren´t you?
i knew it. just then when you told me you were leaving,
that´s when I definitely knew it.
but if you´re trying to break my heart
your plan is flawed from the start
you can´t break my heart, it´s liquid
it melted when I met you
and as you turn around to leave, dont turn back to me
don´t turn around to see if I´m crying
I´m not crying, not crying not crying not crying

Jermaine singing

I'm not crying.
It's just been raining,
On my face.
And if you think you see the tear tracks down my cheeks,
Then please, please,
Don't tell my mates.

Bret singing

I'm not crying. No I´m not crying,
and if I am crying it´s not ´cos of you,
it´s because I´m thinking about a friend of mine
that you don´t know who is dying, that´s right! dying!
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
I've just been cutting onions.
I'm just making a lasagne.
For one.
I'm not crying, noooo-ho-ho-ho.

Both singing

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
Just from the path that you made when you said your goodbye.
I'm not weeping cause you won't be here to hold my hand,
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear-gland.
I'm not upset because you left me this way,
My eyes are just a little sweaty today.
They've been looking around a lot, searching for you,
They've been looking for you,
Even though I told them not to.

These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy,
I am laughing!
Haa haa haa haa, ha ha ha ha.
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life.
How come we've reached this fork in the road,
And yet it cuts like a knife.

But I'm not crying,...
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